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Why the fuck do you people still follow me.

I will give many months of twerking lessons to the wonderful bastardess that buys me a new computer. Includes standard position and upside down off the wall bounce. I need only a computer with 2 gigs of ram and the latest version of OpenGL. It’s not the size of the booty but the tweaking of the cheeks. Can do Skype or FaceTime twerk lesson sessions as well. Buy me a new computer. 840 blazeitfggtt

I built this. It is my instrument of choice. Fuck you.

I built this. It is my instrument of choice. Fuck you.

One of my favorite pieces

One of my favorite pieces

Sometimes when I’m bored I program random sentence generators

Sometimes when I’m bored I program random sentence generators

Montreal respects the fuck out of some street art

Montreal respects the fuck out of some street art

Montreal at sunset once in summer

Montreal at sunset once in summer